My Funny Serpentine Pond

[00:22.50] I'd offer to help but I'd lose my fedora
[00:26.86] There's just a ghost beneath this white linen
[00:30.67] In my youth I dreamt of Robert Graves
[00:33.81] Now my blood and my hair is thinning
[00:38.58] Epitaphs in the glittering waves
[00:42.17] So let's have a shave and go back to the beginning
[00:46.50] Before we losers, nan
[00:49.92] Golden children winning
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[01:24.70] He burst from the room with a labrys hung from his scrotum and a wreath around his waist
[01:32.53] Jumped on the table licking his lips and said, "I'll show you really fucking bad taste"
[01:40.70] His kids rolled their eyes, he drooled and laughed
[01:44.87] His dad slips into the pink of his past
[01:49.02] Coiling his stiff old spine in a loop
[01:52.33] Unhinging his jaw to devour his arse
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[02:27.45] Put your little hands in mine
[02:31.00] My funny serpentine
[02:35.21] All singing "Auld Lang Syne"
[02:37.94] M-m-m-m-m-my funny serpentine
[02:42.31] Put your little hands in mine
[02:46.54] My funny serpentine
[02:50.52] All singing "Auld Lang Syne"
[02:54.48] My funny serpentine
[02:57.42] Oh!
[02:58.14] My funny serpentine
[03:01.72] My funny serpentine
[03:05.54] My funny serpentine
[03:09.52] My funny serpentine
[03:12.75] Woah!
[03:28.98] Woah!
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