Brainless Eminem

[00:00.99] Poor Eminem has a full line of chainsaws
[00:02.67] Eminem, Eminem, Eminem, Eminem
[00:04.89] Eminem, Eminem
[00:07.44] Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper Eminem
[00:10.10] Who can say for sure?
[00:11.91] Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the answer
[00:14.69] If science can operate on his distorted brain and put it to good use
[00:18.51] Society will reap a great benefit
[00:21.02] I walk around like a space cadet, place your bets
[00:23.50] Who's likely to become a serial killer? Case of tourette's
[00:26.53] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Can't take the stress
[00:29.45] I make a mess as the day progresses
[00:31.50] Angry and take it out on the neighbours hedges
[00:33.62] Like this is how I'll cut your face up bitches with these hedge trimming scisors with razor edges
[00:37.73] Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape this mess and make the best of this situation, I guess
[00:43.15] 'Cause I feel like a little bitch's, predicaments, despicable
[00:46.22] I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous
[00:48.76] I look like a freaking wuss, a pussy
[00:50.90] This kid just took my stick of liquorice and threw my sticker books in a picker bush
[00:54.59] I wanna kick his toosh, but I was six and shook
[00:57.35] This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook
[00:59.98] He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
[01:04.79] Mama always said
[01:06.06] "If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous"
[01:08.34] A brain you'd be dangerous
[01:10.35] (Mama could be wrong)
[01:11.64] Mama, I'ma grow a name and be famous
[01:13.84] And I'mma be a pain in the anus
[01:15.99] (Mama could be wrong)
[01:17.54] I'mma use my head as a weapon
[01:19.32] Find a way to escape this insaneness
[01:21.37] (Mama always said)
[01:22.92] "Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous"
[01:25.12] Guess it pays to be brainless
[01:27.14] Fast forward some years later: a teenager
[01:29.16] This is a fun, sweet! I just got jumped twice in one week, it's complete
[01:33.17] It's usually once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished
[01:36.29] They've stomped me into the mud for what reason, you stomped me
[01:39.18] But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be upbeat
[01:41.92] When you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life
[01:44.82] Chance to make it or succeed 'cause you're doomed from the start
[01:48.18] It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump street
[01:50.38] But if I had just kept my head up my ass
[01:52.70] I could accomplish any task, practicing trash talking in a trance
[01:55.50] Locked in my room, yeah but I got some plans mama
[01:58.16] These damn rhymes are falling out of my pants pocket, I can't stop it
[02:01.23] And I'm starting to blend in more, school, this shit helps for sure
[02:04.66] I'm getting more self assured than I've ever been before
[02:07.22] Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that
[02:10.35] Threw my first punch, end of story
[02:12.15] Still in my skulls a vacant, empty void
[02:13.78] Been using it more as a bin for storage
[02:15.57] Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword
[02:20.56] Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore
[02:26.57] Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain
[02:29.36] Like an independent store, something's wrong with my head
[02:32.13] Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't
[02:35.01] 'Cause I'd probably be dahmer
[02:36.55] 'Cause mama always said
[02:38.04] "If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous"
[02:40.38] A brain you'd be dangerous
[02:42.25] (Mama could be wrong)
[02:43.79] Mama, I'ma grow a name and be famous
[02:45.82] And I'mma be a pain in the anus
[02:47.78] (Mama could be wrong)
[02:49.43] I'mma use my head as a weapon
[02:51.48] Find a way to escape this insaneness
[02:53.35] (Mama always said)
[02:54.73] "Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous"
[02:57.17] Guess it pays to be brainless
[02:59.47] Now my mom goes "womp, womp, womp"
[03:02.45] 'Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb
[03:05.26] I was on a bottom of the pile getting stomped
[03:08.16] But somehow, I came out on top
[03:10.45] I told you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo
[03:13.76] I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out cold
[03:16.02] Now everywhere I go, they scream out "Go!"
[03:18.09] I'm 'bout to clean house, yo
[03:19.53] I'm Lysol, now I'm just household
[03:21.55] Outsold the sell outs, freak the hell out
[03:23.94] Middle America, hear them yell out
[03:25.88] They were so scared, and those kids
[03:27.73] Just about, belted out, whatever spout that it fell out
[03:31.02] Of my smart alleck mouth, it was so weird
[03:33.64] Inappropriate, so be it, I don't see it
[03:36.20] Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as
[03:39.08] Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, till then
[03:41.67] Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and grow beards
[03:44.72] It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers
[03:47.93] Till emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius
[03:51.12] Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah
[03:53.61] You motherfuckin' - insert insult here -
[03:55.79] Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it
[04:01.21] And boy they did flock, can't believe this little hick locked
[04:04.23] This Hip-Hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got that white trash traffic and gridlock
[04:08.47] Shit happened like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse concert in mid Oc-tober
[04:13.05] And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog
[04:17.62] 'Cause I turn into the unabomber
[04:19.72] Mama always said
[04:21.48] "If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous"
[04:23.79] A brain you'd be dangerous
[04:25.60] (Mama could be wrong)
[04:27.04] Mama, I'ma grow a name and be famous
[04:29.16] And I'mma be a pain in the anus
[04:31.17] (Mama could be wrong)
[04:32.79] I'mma use my head as a weapon
[04:34.72] Find a way to escape this insaneness
[04:36.88] (Mama always said)
[04:38.18] "Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous"
[04:40.66] Guess it pays to be brainless
[04:43.14] Insaneness ain't even a word you stupid fuck
[04:44.53] Neither is ain't
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