So Far... Eminem

[00:03.16] I own a mansion, but live in a house
[00:07.61] A king-size bed, but I sleep on the couch
[00:12.57] I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half full
[00:17.54] But my tank is half empty, gasket just blew
[00:22.28] This always happens, thirty minutes from home
[00:24.41] Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom
[00:27.04] In a public stall dropping a football
[00:29.72] So every time someone walks in the john I get Madden
[00:32.01] "Shady, what up?"- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping
[00:34.96] And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin?
[00:36.77] Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of tissue
[00:39.85] Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad then
[00:42.41] "Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big fan"
[00:44.77] I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and
[00:46.52] Told him "Todd, you're the shit" when does all of this crap end?
[00:50.29] Can't park my ass without causing an accident
[00:52.73] Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash
[00:54.42] Without someone passing through my sub harassing
[00:56.47] I'd count my blessings, but I suck at math
[00:58.39] I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from succotash
[01:00.50] But the antacid is my stomach gas
[01:03.41] When I mix my corn with my fucking mash
[01:05.62] Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country bumpkin ass
[01:08.82] Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass
[01:11.50] Call lunch dinner, call dinner supper
[01:13.59] Tupperware in a covered plastic wear up the ass
[01:15.27] Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that?
[01:18.56] B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
[01:21.14] Maybe that's why I feel so strange
[01:23.61] Got it all, but I still won't change
[01:26.07] Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit
[01:28.51] It's the motivation that keeps me going
[01:31.12] This is the inspiration I need
[01:32.64] I can never turn my back on a city that made me
[01:34.84] (Life's been good to me so far)
[01:38.71] They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that
[01:40.45] Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap
[01:43.68] Probably be a giant turd-sack
[01:45.53] But I blew, never turned back
[01:47.06] Turned forty and still sag
[01:48.25] Teenagers act more fucking mature, Jack
[01:50.69] Fuck you gonna say to me?
[01:52.02] I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk
[01:54.56] My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my work has
[01:56.97] I get to meet famous people, look at her, dag
[01:59.75] Her nylons ran, her skirt snag
[02:01.36] And I heard she drag-races, *burp* swag
[02:02.80] Fucking my Hanes shirt tag
[02:04.97] You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag
[02:07.03] We'd be the perfect match
[02:08.20] 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag
[02:10.07] My apologies, no disrespect to technology
[02:12.85] But what the heck is all of these buttons?
[02:14.52] You expect me to sit here and learn that?
[02:15.70] Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda?
[02:18.85] Be an expert at computers?
[02:19.71] I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation
[02:23.37] I'm still on my first manual from Zelda
[02:26.11] Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I melt the
[02:28.76] Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on bread
[02:31.18] Make a sandwich with welch's and belch
[02:33.19] They say this spray butter is bad for my health, but
[02:34.67] I think there's more white trash from the trailer
[02:36.31] Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality helps to
[02:38.74] Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I
[02:42.41] Managed to dwell within these parameters
[02:44.21] Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper
[02:46.38] I can't even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to
[02:48.90] Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter
[02:52.35] With all these pet peeves
[02:53.95] God dammit to hell
[02:54.75] I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones
[02:57.25] I can't go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the
[02:59.58] Other day someone got little elaborate
[03:01.92] And stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox
[03:05.02] Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings
[03:06.83] I think my karma is catching up with me
[03:08.98] Maybe that's why I feel so strange
[03:11.23] Got it all, but I still won't change
[03:13.60] Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit
[03:15.72] It's the motivation that keeps me going
[03:18.63] This is the inspiration I need
[03:20.08] I can never turn my back on a city that made me
[03:22.27] (Life's been good to me so far)
[03:28.55] Got friends on Facebook, all over the world
[03:33.19] Not sure what that means, they tell me it's good
[03:37.93] So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a plaque
[03:42.77] I'd hang it up, but the frame is all cracked
[03:47.56] I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me
[03:50.35] In produce hunched over, giant nosebleed
[03:52.43] Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle
[03:55.45] By the frozen yogurt this guy approached me
[03:57.74] Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Hova
[03:59.80] Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries
[04:02.46] He just had front row seats, told me to sign this poster
[04:04.27] Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet"
[04:07.31] I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Costco
[04:10.78] Sloppy Joe's, buck waffles
[04:12.35] Got caught picking my nose, ah
[04:14.51] Look over see these two hot hoes
[04:15.63] Finger still up in one of my nostrils
[04:17.82] Right next to 'em stuck at the light
[04:18.97] This fucking shit is taking forever to change
[04:20.90] I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it rubbing it in
[04:22.69] Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, play it off
[04:24.69] "What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better", fucking bitch
[04:27.53] They want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it
[04:30.34] The pressure
[04:30.78] They want me to follow up with another one after Recovery
[04:33.35] Was so highly coveted
[04:35.24] But what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it?
[04:35.90] 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip
[04:38.49] Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of bitches
[04:40.42] Wrong subdivison to fuck with, bitch
[04:42.38] Quit snapping fucking pictures of my kids
[04:44.36] I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity
[04:46.02] The shit I complain about
[04:47.81] It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out
[04:50.32] Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out
[04:52.79] Bitch, I got an elevator in my house
[04:54.77] Ants and a mouse, I'm living the dream
[04:56.45] Maybe that's why I feel so strange
[04:59.24] Got it all, but I still won't change
[05:01.41] Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit
[05:04.15] It's the motivation that keeps me going
[05:06.40] This is the inspiration I need
[05:08.18] I can never turn my back on a city that made me
[05:09.76] (Life's been good to me so far)
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