Evil Twin Eminem

[00:00.32] Yeah, trying to figure out the difference
[00:06.32] But I think
[00:08.73] I think the lines are starting to get blurred
[00:11.58] I'm in a strange place
[00:12.83] I feel like Ma$e when he gave up the game for his faith
[00:15.50] I feel like I'm caged in these chains and restraints
[00:17.82] Grimming every stranger in the place while I gaze into space
[00:21.03] 'Cause I'm mentally rearranging his face
[00:23.58] I need a change of pace 'cause the pace I'm working at is dangerous
[00:26.67] There's nowhere to dump this anger and thanks to this angst
[00:29.45] I done quit chicken heads cold turkey and started slowly roasting 'em
[00:33.00] 'Cause that's where most of my anger is baste
[00:35.53] Fuck your feelings, I feel like I play for the Saints
[00:38.57] I just want to hurt you, aim for the skanks
[00:41.56] Then aim for all these fake Kanyes, Jays, Waynes and the Drakes
[00:45.25] I'm frustrated cause ain't no more N'Sync, now I'm all out of whack
[00:49.03] I'm all out of Backstreet Boys to call out and attack
[00:51.65] I'm going all out in this rap shit and whatever the fallout is I'm strapped for battles sucka
[00:56.24] Duck, crawl out the back, it's a bar fight
[00:58.50] Prepare your arsenal and beware of bar stools
[01:01.36] Flying through the air and bottles breaking, mirrors also
[01:04.07] And I ain't stopping till the swear jar's full
[01:06.31] "You done called every woman a slut"
[01:08.18] "But you're forgetting Sarah, Marshall"
[01:09.76] (Palin!)
[01:10.72] Oh, my bad... Slut
[01:12.13] And next time I show to in court I'll be naked and just wear a lawsuit
[01:15.81] Judge be like "That's sharp, how much did that motherfucker cost you?"
[01:19.27] "Smart-ass, you're lucky I don't tear it off you"
[01:21.59] "And jump your bones, you sexy motherfucker"
[01:23.69] "You're so fucking gravy, Marshall I should start calling you au jus"
[01:26.99] "Cause all you do is spit them lyrics out the wazoo"
[01:29.62] Evil twin, take this beat now, it's all you
[01:32.03] I believe people can change, but only for the worse
[01:35.38] I could've changed the world if it wasn't for this verse
[01:38.15] So satanic, K-Mart chains panic
[01:40.04] 'Cause they can't even spin back the curse words
[01:42.20] Cause they're worse when they're reversed, motherfucker
[01:45.29] (Rape your mother, kill your parents)
[01:48.42] And these kids are like parrots, they run
[01:50.38] Around the house just like terrorists
[01:52.25] Screaming, "fuck, shit, fuck" adult with a childish-like arrogance
[01:55.62] Wild ever since the day I came out I was like, merits
[01:58.51] Fuck that, I'd rather be loud and I like swearing
[02:01.32] From thr first album even the gals were like "Tight lyrics, dreamy eyes"
[02:05.09] But my fucking mouth was nightmare-ish
[02:07.67] And from the start of it you felt like you were part of this and opposition felt the opposite
[02:12.16] Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums often as I can and skim through all them bitches
[02:16.84] To make sure I keep up with my competition
[02:19.51] Hogger of beats, hoarder of rhymes
[02:22.05] Borderline genius who's bored of his lines
[02:24.20] And that sort of defines
[02:25.78] Where I'm at
[02:26.86] And the way I feel now, feel like I might just strike first and ignore the replies
[02:30.58] There's darkness closing in, there it goes again
[02:36.34] It controls my pen, but that ain't me, it's my evil twin
[02:42.48] But he's just a friend, who pops up now and again
[02:48.02] So don't blame me, just blame him, it's my evil twin
[02:53.95] Welcome back to the land of the living, my friend
[02:56.86] You have slept for quite some time
[02:59.11] So who's left, Lady Gaga? Mess with the Bieber
[03:01.75] Nah, F with Christina, I ain't fucking with either Jessica neither
[03:05.25] Simpson or Alba, my albums just sicker than strep with the fever
[03:08.73] Get the Cloriseptic, Excedrin, Aleve or
[03:11.18] Extra Strength Tylenol 3's, feel like I'm burning to death but I'm freezing
[03:14.84] Bed ridden and destined never to leave the
[03:17.19] Bedroom ever again like the legend of Heath-uh-
[03:20.02] Ledger, my suicide notes, barely legible read the
[03:22.84] Bottom, it's signed by the Joker, Lorena said I never can leave her
[03:26.38] She'd sever my wiener I ever deceive her
[03:28.75] Fuck that shit, bitch!
[03:30.43] Give up my dick for pussy?
[03:31.73] I'd be Jerry Mathers, I ever left it to Beaver
[03:34.38] Get them titties cut off trying to mess with a cleaver
[03:37.25] Golly-wally, I vent, heat register, Jesus
[03:40.25] Ever since 1-9-9-4-6 Dresden, it was definitely my
[03:43.57] Destiny when on the steps, I met DeShaun
[03:46.12] At Osborn, I'd never make it to sophomore
[03:48.51] I just wanted to skip school and rap, used to mop floors
[03:51.51] Flip burgers and wash dishes, while I wrote rhymes trying to get props for 'em
[03:55.14] Cause I took book-smarts and swapped for 'em
[03:57.56] They were sleeping, I made 'em stop snorin'
[03:59.22] Made them break out the popcorn
[04:00.82] Now I've been hip-hop in it's tip-top form
[04:03.03] Since N.W.A was blaring through my car windows leaning on the horn
[04:06.31] Screaming "Fuck the police" like cop porn
[04:09.07] Flipped rap on its ear
[04:10.52] Like I dropped corn
[04:12.13] Fuck top five, bitch, I'm top four
[04:14.73] And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore
[04:16.78] And I got an Evil Twin, so who the fuck do you think that third and that fourth spot's for?
[04:20.46] And crazy as I am I'm much tamer than him
[04:23.29] And I'm nuts, then again who the fuck wants a plain Eminem?
[04:26.24] But no one's insaner than Slim, look at that (evil grin)
[04:29.29] (Evil twin) please come in, what was your name again?
[04:32.17] Hi! Faggot
[04:33.48] Look who's back with a crab up his ass
[04:35.19] Like a lobster crawled up there
[04:36.51] Two rabbits, a koala bear and a ball of hair
[04:38.53] And you're all aware I don't got it all upstairs
[04:40.87] Guess that's why I'm an addict and it's so small up there
[04:43.86] Peace to Whitney, jeez, just hit me
[04:46.26] That I should call the Looney Police to come get me
[04:49.21] 'Cause I'm so sick of being the truth, I wish someone finally admit me
[04:52.85] To a mental hospital with Britney
[04:55.22] Oh! LMFAO
[04:57.17] Oh, no way, Jo-
[04:58.42] Se Baez couldn't beat this rap, OJ no
[05:00.95] Hooray, I'm off the like Casey Anthony, hey ho
[05:04.48] Hey-ho!
[05:05.73] I sound like I'm trying to sing the fucking chorus to "Hip Hop Hooray", no
[05:09.59] I'm hollering you got bottom-end like an 8-0-
[05:12.65] 8 and I 'base' whether we're fucking off that instead of your face, so
[05:16.16] Let your low end raise, yo
[05:18.41] Tango, what you think, ho? Slow dancing or bowling?
[05:21.88] You trying to hold hands with your homie?
[05:24.08] What, you think I'm looking for romance 'cause I'm lonely?
[05:26.79] Change that tune, you ain't got a remote chance to control me
[05:29.71] Ho, I'm only vulnerable when I got a boner
[05:32.70] Superman try to fuck me over, it won't hurt
[05:35.72] Don't try to fix me, I'm broke so I don't work
[05:38.79] So are you, but you're broke cause you don't work
[05:41.96] But all bullshit aside, I hit a stride
[05:44.82] Still Shady inside, hair every bit as dyed
[05:47.33] As it used to be when I first introduced y'all to my skittish side
[05:50.75] And blamed it on him when they tried to criticize
[05:52.90] 'Cause we are the same, bitch
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