Groundhog Day Eminem

[00:01.03] What is a nightmare?
[00:01.76] The dictionary tells us it is a terrifying dream, a nightmare
[00:05.85] I used to think I had bad luck, but I wasn't superstitious
[00:10.39] 'Til one day I grew suspicious, when I stepped on a crack
[00:13.12] On Aunt Edna's stoop and got pooped on by a group of stupid pigeons
[00:16.06] Then we flew the coop to Michigan to start a new be-ditching
[00:18.98] Missouri from Michigan didn't work, so we moved
[00:22.35] Back to Missouri from Michigan, from Missouri back to Michigan
[00:24.66] Someone put me out my misery, I can't do this again
[00:27.90] Mom, please stick to a decision, discipline, last thing I wanna do
[00:31.17] Is listen she's like Lex Luthor, bitch, her rules are Krypton-
[00:33.74] -Ite to the walls and I've lost my power to see through them bitches
[00:36.70] But I run into 'em, running through the kitchen
[00:39.07] Pretending to be blind Superman, cause I had no supervision
[00:42.75] But I did have a super power though, I could turn into invisible kid
[00:46.52] Disappear out of sight, like a true magician
[00:48.60] And one day Uncle Ronnie brought over this new, but different
[00:51.55] Music into the picture and it become my new religion
[00:54.31] I remember it clearly, even today
[00:56.97] Move back to Michigan again, to live with my Grandma nan
[01:00.51] Always itching for something to do, was flipping
[01:03.16] Through the radio stations one day and discovered
[01:05.58] This DJ who was mixing, I say it to this day, if you ain't listened
[01:09.09] To the wizard, you ain't have a fucking clue what you was missing
[01:11.97] I'd zone out with my headphones, all I remember doing's wishing for shoes
[01:15.10] Fuck them stupid Pumas bitch, it's all about them new edition Troops
[01:18.53] You get them LL Cool J cooling system
[01:20.81] Think I finally maneuvered to 8 Mile and Hoover
[01:23.21] And somehow I saw my future is in this, that's how I know my mission
[01:26.38] Little boom box booming, spitting, practicing numerous rhythms
[01:29.40] When I sit in my room envisioning my dreams come to fruition
[01:32.35] I remember Proof would visit, couldn't wait to play him my new shit
[01:35.25] He'd go complete ballistic, go through the roof for his shit
[01:38.45] It's like we knew the instant, we touched a mic that both of us
[01:41.35] Too existed to do this shit, never quit, too persistent
[01:44.18] We are the underground empire
[01:47.22] Started a group of misfits, Proof had a proposition
[01:49.72] If we all brand together, there ain't no stopping this shit
[01:53.13] Come up with aliases, bipolar opposites and
[01:55.88] Be ready to come off the top as sharp precision
[01:58.43] If you got dissed at the Shop, cause if they caught you slipping
[02:00.90] They'd take your spot if someone got to ripping you
[02:03.42] And you forgot your written, opportunity knocks once, it ain't knocking again
[02:07.43] It tried ding-dong ditching shit, I fucking got that bitch
[02:10.18] In a headlock, cut off his oxygen Slim, it's not cordial
[02:13.07] Like cocksucking cynderblocks in the wind, now I got my pot to piss in
[02:16.25] Spot in that top position, hopping over that opposition
[02:19.19] Looking like a dog is pissing, leg up on the competition
[02:22.13] Promising complete dominance, Sugar Ray Robinson
[02:24.87] I'm in a league Muhammad's in, Ali's my colleague bombing 'em
[02:27.86] Probably end up on top of 'em, like stomping 'em like Ndamukong
[02:30.55] I'm Russian like a Ukrainian LaDainian Tomlinson
[02:33.63] Flow vomits in your face, competitors fall at my waist
[02:37.25] You spit a rhyme, I spit in a rhyme's face
[02:39.84] So name the time, place to battle, bitch, I'm still in that mind state
[02:43.00] Don't make me step on you and make you wine grapes
[02:45.56] Cry babies, maybe my way that I use words is loose
[02:48.87] But you turds better be careful how you choose yours
[02:51.51] Cause feelings scar but egos bruise worse
[02:54.38] And the truth hurts, shit no wonder you're sore losers
[02:57.15] Now where's your bluebirds? Ooh
[02:59.11] No more tripping in bird shit, this songs a self empowerment surgeon
[03:02.93] Words of encouragement but this discouraging
[03:04.81] The Rap Game's God, but the name's not James Todd, I'm just a wordsmith
[03:08.47] So let these words lift, cause all I got is bars
[03:11.59] For you dumbbells and doors ain't working out
[03:13.89] Each verse is more merciless than the first, and you ain't got to wear
[03:17.19] No shoes and shirt in this bitch to get served bloodthirst, revenge of a nerds
[03:20.32] They will not escape my vengeance
[03:24.13] And I'm the kid with them ears like Dumbo's gone
[03:26.48] With the Uncle Ron, I'm turning into an unhumble Don
[03:29.15] You blind dumb hoes, all I got is dick for you to come blow on
[03:32.34] So stop the show, but I need a drum roll 'fore I go on
[03:35.20] Better back away from the front row, get launched up your arm
[03:38.49] Bigger than Dikembe Mutumbo on the fucking Jumbotron
[03:41.02] I'm a juggernaut, you do not wanna crumble, you bambacluts
[03:44.58] I'll leave you stretched out, like a fucking yawn
[03:47.15] So mow the fucking lawn, your asses are blades of grass
[03:50.62] And I'm fucking up this whole landscape of rap
[03:52.91] The GOAT just ate eight acres and ate the vet
[03:55.72] Who just make a path and take you straight to your favorite rapper
[03:58.79] Oh look, my notebook with smoke cook
[04:01.97] Like the flow stood a foot over the flame on the stove
[04:04.85] Soot, charred debris floating like Oakwood
[04:07.44] Was burning, return of the no good and I don't quit
[04:10.91] And the next thing I know something came crawling up from below
[04:14.05] Something that made Godzilla look like a plane
[04:16.40] And I don't quit, won't change, it's like a Groundhog's Day
[04:20.98] So crowd around y'all, cause you may, so you can't pop your head
[04:27.16] I'm not so sure I want to know from once it came
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[04:42.98] But the white flesh creature's trail is easily followed
[04:46.54] There, before that shimmering veil of light, the ivory skin slug thing
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