So Much Better Eminem

[00:00.00] You fucking groupie, pick up the goddamn phone
[00:05.55] Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say?
[00:08.45] I wasn't at the studio bitch, what'd you do screw Dre?
[00:11.35] You went there looking for me? Ooh, that excuse is too lame
[00:14.25] Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
[00:17.18] You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew Drake
[00:19.82] And Lupe? You want to lose two legs?
[00:22.02] You try to flip this on me? If I spent more time with you
[00:24.83] You say "Okay, yeah, I'm cuckoo, hey?" Well, screw you
[00:28.58] And I'd be the third person who screwed you today
[00:31.43] Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Oh touché
[00:34.31] You were too two-faced for me
[00:35.92] Thought you was my number one, true blue ace but you ain't
[00:39.03] And I can see you and you make that little boo-boo face
[00:41.88] 'Cause I'm hanging up this phone boo, you make my fucking Bluetooth ache
[00:45.67] You feeling blue too late, go smurf yourself
[00:47.75] You make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid
[00:50.19] Here's what you say to someone you hate
[00:51.63] My life would be so much better
[00:54.57] If you just dropped dead
[00:57.36] I was laying in bed last night thinking
[00:59.75] And this thought just popped in my head
[01:02.33] And I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
[01:05.96] If you dropped dead? I would feel so much better
[01:13.44] Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink
[01:16.20] Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think
[01:19.16] Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go
[01:21.38] 'Cause I told 'em I'm only driving drunk, 'cause that bitch drove me to drink
[01:24.71] I'm back on my fuck hoes, but a whole new hatred for blondes
[01:27.68] But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby come on
[01:30.55] Excuse the pun but bitch is such a broad statement
[01:33.01] And I am channeling my anger through every single station it's on
[01:36.43] 'Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art
[01:39.31] 'Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts, and threw it in the garbage
[01:42.37] Who do you think you are, bitch? Guess it's time for me
[01:44.79] To get the dust off and pick myself up off the carpet
[01:48.59] But I'll never say the L-word again, I L-L-L-L... Lesbian!
[01:54.59] Ahh, I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
[01:58.32] My life would be so much better if you just
[02:00.23] My life would be so much better
[02:02.58] If you just dropped dead
[02:05.55] I was laying in bed last night thinking
[02:07.64] And this thought just popped in my head
[02:10.30] And I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
[02:14.09] If you dropped dead? I would feel so much better
[02:22.13] 'Cause you told me, you love me, forever, bitch, that was a lie
[02:33.98] Now I never, wanted someone, to die, so bad in my fucking life
[02:43.35] But fuck it, there's other fish in the sea
[02:45.42] And I'mma have a whale of a time
[02:47.31] Being a single sailor for the night, bitch on a scale of, 1 to 10
[02:50.72] Shit, I must be the holy grail of, catches
[02:53.09] Ho, I got an Oscar attached to my fucking name, de la
[02:56.07] I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailor made for me
[02:58.95] Say fuck it kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her
[03:01.64] These bitches tryna get attached but they're failing to latch onto the tail
[03:04.61] Of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
[03:07.15] Like I'm itchin' to get hitched, yeah, I'm rich as a bitch
[03:10.30] But bitches ain't shit, I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch
[03:12.88] Bitch you complain when you listen to this
[03:14.96] But you still throw yourself at me, that's what I call pitchin' a bitch
[03:18.38] That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight
[03:20.64] Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul, but my dick's on strike
[03:24.08] So all that love shit is null and void, bitch I'm a droid
[03:26.92] I avoid Cupid stupid wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed
[03:30.75] Oi-oi-oi, man oh man, you boy-boy-boy's getting sick of these girls-girls-girls
[03:37.16] Oink-oink-oink, you fucking pigs, all you're good for is doink-doink-doink
[03:41.21] I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
[03:44.05] She's all 99 of 'em I need a machine gun
[03:46.85] I take 'em all out I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
[03:51.24] Have a heart attack and just drop dead
[03:53.28] And I'ma throw a fucking party after this, 'cause yes
[03:56.24] My life will be so much better
[03:58.99] If you just dropped dead (I hate you)
[04:02.02] I was laying in bed last night thinking
[04:04.14] And this thought just popped in my head
[04:06.98] And I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
[04:10.55] If you dropped dead? I would feel so much better
[04:18.53] I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you
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