Ass Like That Eminem

[00:04.94] The way you shake it, I can't believe it
[00:07.61] I ain't never seen an ass like that
[00:10.63] The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[00:13.66] Doing, doing, doing
[00:16.45] I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
[00:19.36] I ain't never seen an ass like that
[00:22.20] The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[00:25.26] Doing, doing, doing
[00:27.00] The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
[00:29.79] She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam
[00:32.46] I think someones at the door
[00:33.88] But I don't think I'mma answer
[00:35.48] Police saying "freeze"
[00:36.92] Doing, doing, doing
[00:38.62] What do you mean "freeze"?
[00:40.17] Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
[00:42.46] I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
[00:44.64] I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
[00:46.96] Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees
[00:49.81] I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
[00:53.16] And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
[00:57.48] Yes, I make R&B, I sing song it go
[01:00.06] Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
[01:02.25] Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
[01:04.73] If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
[01:07.74] For I am Triumph, the puppet dog
[01:09.50] I am a mere puppet, I can get away with anything
[01:12.28] I sing, you will love it
[01:14.34] The way you shake it, I can't believe it
[01:17.10] I ain't never seen an ass like that
[01:20.13] The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[01:23.08] Doing, doing, doing
[01:25.71] Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
[01:28.56] Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that
[01:31.55] Everytime I see that show on MTV, my pee pee goes
[01:34.76] Doing, doing, doing
[01:36.32] Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
[01:39.15] Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
[01:42.03] I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
[01:44.92] Police saying "freeze"
[01:46.44] Doing doing doing
[01:48.00] What do you mean "freeze"?
[01:49.70] Geez, I just got my seat
[01:51.21] I have ticket, look, I put away, my zipper's zipped
[01:54.12] Please, do not remove me from this movie theater, please
[01:56.93] I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
[01:59.99] I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
[02:02.78] And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movies PG
[02:05.77] Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
[02:08.46] I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
[02:11.41] Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
[02:14.53] What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
[02:17.15] I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
[02:20.06] And I can say that, and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
[02:23.59] The way you shake it, I can't believe it
[02:26.58] I ain't never seen an ass like that
[02:29.40] The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[02:32.59] Doing, doing, doing
[02:35.36] Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so
[02:38.14] I ain't never seen a butt like that
[02:40.89] Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
[02:44.09] Doing, doing, doing
[02:45.93] The way she moves she dances like a go-go
[02:48.50] In that video she sings get out your poles, so
[02:51.46] I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
[02:54.39] Police saying "freeze"
[02:55.87] Doing, doing, doing
[02:57.49] What do you mean "freeze"?
[02:59.14] My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
[03:02.10] I just baked cookies, Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
[03:06.31] Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
[03:09.39] Nobody is safe from me, no, not even me
[03:12.31] I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
[03:15.62] On the radio, but I think I did
[03:18.10] Janet, is that a breast?
[03:19.53] I think I just saw a tit
[03:21.05] Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
[03:23.60] I don't think my joke is working
[03:25.82] I must flee quick
[03:26.92] Get to the chopper, everybody get out
[03:29.55] I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down!
[03:33.02] The way you shake it, I can't believe it
[03:35.96] I ain't never seen an ass like that
[03:38.80] The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[03:41.89] Doing, doing, doing
[03:44.65] So, Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me, please?
[03:47.58] I ain't never seen an ass like that
[03:50.39] Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[03:53.45] Doing, doing, doing
[03:55.74] The fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
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