Dope On Plastic (Vocal) Uptown

[00:07.20] Dope on plastic
[00:19.81] A-yo Dante, start up the phonograph
[00:22.54] Gather round the whole Tommy Boy staff
[00:24.30] Listen up as I take out the rhyme book
[00:27.04] Four minutes calculates the time took
[00:28.82] Thought of a beat that's sort of authentic
[00:30.77] Formed a rude attitude and got in it to win it
[00:33.41] Saddled the microphone, flipped on the switch to mount
[00:36.13] 9-13-9 the rhyme count
[00:37.92] Rehearsed the curse to reimburse your change purse
[00:40.73] But chill til I finish the third verse
[00:42.51] Stare if you dare then I'll put you in a square, son
[00:45.24] Toe to toe, clear my throat and shoot a fair one
[00:47.98] Others may play but I slay as a felony
[00:49.70] Took me in custody, arrested my melody
[00:52.48] Made one call then I was over the prison wall
[00:54.28] Escape of all time and the rhyme explained it all
[00:56.95] Wanted as a criminal but I'm not that slick
[00:58.84] (What's the charge, Town?) Dope on plastic
[01:10.59] Now to break out a style so incredible
[01:13.24] To biters not edible, sitting on a pedestal
[01:15.01] To be specific, I'm not terrific
[01:17.79] Just a manifester who can get off with it
[01:19.55] Staying a course before my voice gets hoarse
[01:22.22] Possess the high power of the US Air Force
[01:25.02] It's not a choice you were chose by random
[01:26.84] Get meaner, then a subpoena I hand 'em
[01:29.58] In front of the judge you have to state your case
[01:31.34] Cause in this category, you were a misplace
[01:34.08] It's not a trick don't contradict the style
[01:35.84] My purpose is to warn without getting wild
[01:38.54] Don't like what I write, you have a part to act
[01:40.39] Once told I'm on a roll and ready for combat
[01:43.09] Head for downfall and already said, took count
[01:44.85] And estimated about a thousand dead
[01:47.64] The point reflected, I can't be neglected
[01:50.31] Emcees are sickness and I'm the antiseptic
[01:52.13] Visual impact no time for correction
[01:54.86] You're the world champ? Objection
[01:57.55] Cause I'm the true holder of the title and test
[01:59.35] Just sheer intelligence I must manifest
[02:01.10] Fully equipped to lip and I'm ready to whip 'em
[02:04.76] A murderer and like Jack I'll rip 'em
[02:06.50] Go fetch the bastards, stretch like elastic
[02:08.39] Try to cope cause this is dope on plastic
[02:11.06] Standing with the image of a two ton diesel
[02:31.88] Try to be Audi and the rats will seize you
[02:33.67] Take you in for questioning then you choke up
[02:36.32] All those who rap up wind up broke up
[02:39.02] This is a warning to anyone who write a rhyme
[02:40.88] My microphone is sketched out on a Wanted sign
[02:43.66] Put up or shut up, there's no better set-up
[02:45.44] I'm prepared to go head up as my rivals get fed up
[02:48.16] So I hold one down, go one round
[02:49.91] Who will be the victor, me, Uptown
[02:52.66] Score with a metaphor, I don't think you're ready for
[02:55.38] A conqueror stomping ya, hitting like a meteor
[02:57.16] And I swarm in the form of a thunderstorm
[02:59.85] Killing emcees, slaying the first born
[03:01.63] Later be greater, burning slow as the detonator
[03:04.34] It's no mistake see it's me the re-animator
[03:06.10] Can't resist by getting dissed or pissed
[03:08.98] Yo tell 'em the name of this (dope on plastic)
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