Patricia the Stripper The Wombats

[00:48.15] She works downtown in an unmarked bar,
[00:51.16] Flyin' round poles she always gave me the fright of my life
[00:55.86] I didn't mean to get involved it was the alcohol
[01:01.65] Mixed with and empty feeling inside
[01:07.83] Its such a bad idea to fall in love with a 'lady of the night'
[01:17.54] Why didn't God give her two left feet
[01:24.65] Then she couldn't run away from me!
[01:30.25] Months go by and I'm alone in bed
[01:38.30] While she's greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive
[01:43.81] I've got to wear a beard a suit and tie
[01:47.58] To get past the door if I want to see my girl tonight
[01:54.98] I go to all this effort just to see my fair Patricia going home with some other guy
[02:07.58] Why didn't God give her two left feet
[02:14.59] Then she couldn't run away from me!
[02:19.55] Why didn't God give her two left feet
[02:26.74] Then she couldn't run away from me!
[02:29.67] She thinks I'm sad and that's alright
[02:35.54] But she doesn't hate me so there's my little alibi
[02:42.01] I can't, I can't leave, I can't I can't I can't
[02:45.63] She's my coked-up botox girl
[02:51.35] Patricia, Patricia
[02:54.95] Oh Patricia the Stripper you are my sunshine
[03:06.76] Oh Patricia the stripper come on home tonight
[03:20.35] Oh Patricia the Stripper you are my sunshine
[03:33.60] So why can't you come home with me tonight?
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