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[00:01.41] (Dialing)
[00:05.27] [Bob (Jon):] Can't believe this.
[00:06.53] [B:] I'm gonna kill this motherfucker.
[00:08.09] *Sigh*
[00:17.81] [Jake (the other guy):] Hallo
[00:19.04] [B:] Hello, Jake
[00:20.72] [J:] Uh, hi there Bob. How is it going?
[00:23.01] [B:] Well, I'm just fun-fucking-tastic, Jake. How are you?
[00:25.96] [J:] Oh, you know. Can't complain.
[00:27.76] [B:] That's just fucking great.
[00:30.05] Hey. I just spoke with my neighbour who lives across the street,
[00:33.12] And he told me that you came by my house today. While I was at work.
[00:36.27] [J:] Oh, uh. Yeah, yeah, I just popped in there for a few minutes.
[00:41.02] [B:] A few minutes? My neighbour says it was more like three hours.
[00:44.69] So what could've you been possible doing alone in my house,
[00:48.33] With my wife, for three hours?
[00:50.62] [J:] Oh, no, no, no. Look Iâ
[00:51.97] [B:] 'Cause you see, a guy like me can get suspicious.
[00:54.49] [J:] Listen, uh. I can explain everything. I, Iâ
[00:57.60] [B:] Oh, I want you to explain.
[00:59.11] [J:] It's not what you think, um.
[01:01.72] [B:] Well, please, enlighten me Jake, 'cause I'm really fucking curious
[01:04.52] To know what you were doing.
[01:06.30] [J:] Look, it's nothing. It's stupid, really. I, I went over to your
[01:12.49] House, around one o'clock ([B:] huh), and I fucked your wife
[01:14.36] And then I left.
[01:15.36] [B:] Really...
[01:17.25] [J:] Really, I swear. I went over, I fucked her for a while, and
[01:21.02] After we both came, I just went home.
[01:24.37] [B:] Is my name Forest Gump, Jake?
[01:26.91] [J:] Um, what?
[01:28.82] [B:] Answer the fucking question! Is my name Forest Gump?!
[01:32.04] [J:] Oh, well, no.
[01:34.04] [B:] So why are you treating me like I'm a fucking retard.
[01:36.61] You expect me to believe that you were in my house for
[01:39.15] Three hours and all you did was fuck my wife?!
[01:41.38] [J:] I came over, she, she blew me there for a while ([B:] aha)
[01:45.43] I came, so we had to wait for a while. Then we had sex in the
[01:51.96] Kitchen, for a while, then we had sex in the living room...
[01:54.55] [B:] You're fucking lying to me, and I really don't like it Jake.
[01:57.39] You were in my house for three hours!
[01:59.52] [J:] No, no. It's not like that. You see, we had sex a few times,
[02:04.46] And then she wanted more. She said she was really wet and feeling
[02:11.17] Dirty and she wants more than one cock inside of her ([B:] Hm).
[02:13.05] So we called your brother to see if he wanted to come over and
[02:19.06] Get in on the action, and, and he said 'Yes!', so we waited around
[02:24.11] For about an hour. That's, that's why it took so long.
[02:27.57] [B:] Hmm. My brother? ([J:] Uhm)
[02:28.63] You and my brother double-teamed my wife?
[02:31.30] [J:] Oh, yeah, yeah. We gave it to her boy. In every hole.
[02:34.37] [B:] Aha. See, that's funny. 'Cause my brother's in Miami this week. I find
[02:39.26] It hard to believe that my brother flew all the way to Miami here, to
[02:42.62] Double-team my wife with you.
[02:44.10] [J:] Oh, well, uhh...
[02:47.65] [B:] And you know what the funny thing is? The facet in my kitchen has been
[02:50.81] Leaking for three months now. And suddenly today, of all days, it
[02:53.77] Decided to stop leaking.
[02:56.71] [J:] Uh, oh, oh.
[02:57.96] [B:] I'm gonna give you one last chance to answer this question. And if you
[03:00.38] Lie, I guarantee you, you're gonna regret it. What where you doing in
[03:04.39] My house today?!
[03:08.47] [J:] I'm, I'm sorry. Your wife called me, and I didn't, I didn't.
[03:12.10] [B:] ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!
[03:15.23] [J:] Your wife wanted me to fix the facet, 'cause she couldn't stand the dripping
[03:17.71] Noise anymore. I didn't want to do it, but she begged me!
[03:21.81] [B:] And what did YOU do?!
[03:24.58] [J:] I fixed it. I fixed the facet. I'm sorry!
[03:29.20] [B:] You motherfucking, cocksucking piece of shit, you fucking fix my facet, you
[03:34.55] Backstabbing FUCK!, I'm gonna fix your face, you hear me?!
[03:36.55] [J:] (crying) Iâ
[03:37.45] [B:] I'm gonna fix your fucking—
[03:49.35]
[00:05.27] [Bob (Jon):] Can't believe this.
[00:06.53] [B:] I'm gonna kill this motherfucker.
[00:08.09] *Sigh*
[00:17.81] [Jake (the other guy):] Hallo
[00:19.04] [B:] Hello, Jake
[00:20.72] [J:] Uh, hi there Bob. How is it going?
[00:23.01] [B:] Well, I'm just fun-fucking-tastic, Jake. How are you?
[00:25.96] [J:] Oh, you know. Can't complain.
[00:27.76] [B:] That's just fucking great.
[00:30.05] Hey. I just spoke with my neighbour who lives across the street,
[00:33.12] And he told me that you came by my house today. While I was at work.
[00:36.27] [J:] Oh, uh. Yeah, yeah, I just popped in there for a few minutes.
[00:41.02] [B:] A few minutes? My neighbour says it was more like three hours.
[00:44.69] So what could've you been possible doing alone in my house,
[00:48.33] With my wife, for three hours?
[00:50.62] [J:] Oh, no, no, no. Look Iâ
[00:51.97] [B:] 'Cause you see, a guy like me can get suspicious.
[00:54.49] [J:] Listen, uh. I can explain everything. I, Iâ
[00:57.60] [B:] Oh, I want you to explain.
[00:59.11] [J:] It's not what you think, um.
[01:01.72] [B:] Well, please, enlighten me Jake, 'cause I'm really fucking curious
[01:04.52] To know what you were doing.
[01:06.30] [J:] Look, it's nothing. It's stupid, really. I, I went over to your
[01:12.49] House, around one o'clock ([B:] huh), and I fucked your wife
[01:14.36] And then I left.
[01:15.36] [B:] Really...
[01:17.25] [J:] Really, I swear. I went over, I fucked her for a while, and
[01:21.02] After we both came, I just went home.
[01:24.37] [B:] Is my name Forest Gump, Jake?
[01:26.91] [J:] Um, what?
[01:28.82] [B:] Answer the fucking question! Is my name Forest Gump?!
[01:32.04] [J:] Oh, well, no.
[01:34.04] [B:] So why are you treating me like I'm a fucking retard.
[01:36.61] You expect me to believe that you were in my house for
[01:39.15] Three hours and all you did was fuck my wife?!
[01:41.38] [J:] I came over, she, she blew me there for a while ([B:] aha)
[01:45.43] I came, so we had to wait for a while. Then we had sex in the
[01:51.96] Kitchen, for a while, then we had sex in the living room...
[01:54.55] [B:] You're fucking lying to me, and I really don't like it Jake.
[01:57.39] You were in my house for three hours!
[01:59.52] [J:] No, no. It's not like that. You see, we had sex a few times,
[02:04.46] And then she wanted more. She said she was really wet and feeling
[02:11.17] Dirty and she wants more than one cock inside of her ([B:] Hm).
[02:13.05] So we called your brother to see if he wanted to come over and
[02:19.06] Get in on the action, and, and he said 'Yes!', so we waited around
[02:24.11] For about an hour. That's, that's why it took so long.
[02:27.57] [B:] Hmm. My brother? ([J:] Uhm)
[02:28.63] You and my brother double-teamed my wife?
[02:31.30] [J:] Oh, yeah, yeah. We gave it to her boy. In every hole.
[02:34.37] [B:] Aha. See, that's funny. 'Cause my brother's in Miami this week. I find
[02:39.26] It hard to believe that my brother flew all the way to Miami here, to
[02:42.62] Double-team my wife with you.
[02:44.10] [J:] Oh, well, uhh...
[02:47.65] [B:] And you know what the funny thing is? The facet in my kitchen has been
[02:50.81] Leaking for three months now. And suddenly today, of all days, it
[02:53.77] Decided to stop leaking.
[02:56.71] [J:] Uh, oh, oh.
[02:57.96] [B:] I'm gonna give you one last chance to answer this question. And if you
[03:00.38] Lie, I guarantee you, you're gonna regret it. What where you doing in
[03:04.39] My house today?!
[03:08.47] [J:] I'm, I'm sorry. Your wife called me, and I didn't, I didn't.
[03:12.10] [B:] ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!
[03:15.23] [J:] Your wife wanted me to fix the facet, 'cause she couldn't stand the dripping
[03:17.71] Noise anymore. I didn't want to do it, but she begged me!
[03:21.81] [B:] And what did YOU do?!
[03:24.58] [J:] I fixed it. I fixed the facet. I'm sorry!
[03:29.20] [B:] You motherfucking, cocksucking piece of shit, you fucking fix my facet, you
[03:34.55] Backstabbing FUCK!, I'm gonna fix your face, you hear me?!
[03:36.55] [J:] (crying) Iâ
[03:37.45] [B:] I'm gonna fix your fucking—
[03:49.35]
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