Pop Song Jon Lajoie

[00:02.13] Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man
[00:05.65] That makes me a good artist
[00:08.60] This is my new single
[00:11.01] I hope you like it
[00:14.14] Wealthy men hired me, to sing
[00:17.60] This song that they wrote for me, they're investing
[00:21.14] In this pricey music video, and they're paying
[00:24.62] To get it played on the radio (on the radio)
[00:28.17] And they're gonna sell a million (a million)
[00:31.11] Yes, it's gonna go platinum
[00:34.74] 'Cause they'll market this song to
[00:36.72] Young, impressionable, and
[00:38.23] Insecure teenage girls
[00:41.71] 'Cause all you gotta say is
[00:43.24] "Ooh baby", "I love you", or
[00:45.78] "Girl, I need you in my world".
[00:48.20] Yes, they'll market this song to
[00:50.78] Young, impressionable, and
[00:52.28] Insecure teenage girls
[00:55.25] 'Cause all they gotta do is find
[00:57.74] A sexually attractive man that can sing
[00:59.79] All the words
[01:02.84] And now the token rap verse
[01:03.81] That doesn't make any sense
[01:05.89] But helps it get a small percentage
[01:07.25] Of the urban music market
[01:09.33] Hey baby, baby i can tell
[01:11.33] That you are crazy, crazy
[01:13.35] Shake that ass girl,
[01:14.38] My rhymes are gettin' lazy, lazy
[01:16.34] These things I'm talking 'bout have
[01:18.48] Nothing to do with the song baby
[01:19.94] But it don't matter
[01:21.44] Won't you show me that thong baby?
[01:23.49] That's how it works
[01:24.49] In the pop music industry
[01:26.95] 2010 mother fucker
[01:29.04] That's just how it be
[01:29.91] 'Cause they'll market this song to
[01:33.03] Young, impressionable, and
[01:34.56] Insecure teenage girls
[01:36.65] 'Cause all you gotta say is
[01:38.55] "Ooh baby", "I love you", or
[01:40.20] "Girl, I need you in my world".
[01:43.26] Yes, they'll market this song to
[01:45.20] Young, impressionable, and
[01:46.79] Insecure teenage girls
[01:50.36] 'Cause all they gotta do is find
[01:52.48] A sexually attractive man that can sing
[01:54.97] All the words
[01:56.42] Now I'm singing with my gay voice
[01:59.52] To let you know that I am sensitive
[02:02.67] Oh yea, I'm singing with my gay voice
[02:06.66] Teenage girls love a sensitive voice (sensitive voice)
[02:10.24] And you know I wanna
[02:11.76] (Make money money, make money money, make money) x3
[02:18.31] Rich men makin' money off of
[02:20.36] Their investments
[02:22.49] Ooh it's so sexual baby
[02:26.46] Girl, I love you so much.
[02:28.55] I wish we could be together
[02:30.53] Unfortunately we can't because
[02:32.54] I'm rich and famous and you're not
[02:34.40] But why don't you just go buy my album?
[02:36.58] ...and tell your friends about it too
[02:41.64] So that they also go out and buy it
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