The Man Who Married A Robot / Love Theme The 1975

[00:15.08] This is a story about a lonely, lonely man
[00:17.23] He lived in a lonely house, on a lonely street
[00:19.98] In a lonely part of the world
[00:21.85] But, of course, he had the internet
[00:23.73] The internet, as you know, was his friend
[00:25.97] — you could say, his best friend
[00:28.17] They would play with each other every day
[00:29.85] Watching videos of humans doing all sorts of things
[00:32.56] Having sex with each other
[00:34.26] Informing people on what was wrong with them and their life
[00:37.16] Playing games with young children at home with their parents
[00:39.96] Turned to his friend, the internet, and he said, "Internet, do you love me?"
[00:46.22] The internet looked at him and said, "Yes"
[00:49.09] "I love you very, very, very, very, very, very much"
[00:51.43] "I am your best friend"
[00:52.95] "In fact, I love you so much that I never, ever want us to be apart ever again ever"
[00:56.94] "I would like that," said the man
[00:58.48] And so they embarked on a life together
[01:00.33] Wherever the man went, he took his friend
[01:02.42] The man and the internet went everywhere together
[01:04.75] Except, of course, the places where the internet could not go
[01:07.30] They went to the countryside
[01:09.08] They went to birthday parties of the children of some of his less important friends
[01:12.97] Different countries, even the moon
[01:15.22] When the man got sad, his friend had so many clever ways to make him feel better
[01:19.74] He would get him cooked animals and show him the people having sex again
[01:23.32] And he would always, always agree with him
[01:25.51] This one was the man's favorite, and it made him very happy
[01:28.29] The man trusted his friend so much
[01:30.21] "I feel like I could tell you anything," he said, on a particularly lonely day
[01:34.03] "You can. You can tell me anything"
[01:36.37] "I'm your best friend"
[01:37.95] "Anything you say to me will stay strictly between you and the internet"
[01:40.62] And so he did. The man shared everything with his friend
[01:43.62] All of his fears and desires
[01:45.58] All of his loves, past and present
[01:47.29] All of the places he had been and was going and pictures of his penis
[01:50.40] He would tell himself, "Man does not live by bread alone"
[01:53.63] And then he died
[01:55.06] In his lonely house
[01:56.06] On the lonely street
[01:57.29] In that lonely part of the world
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