99 Problems (Album Version) JAY-Z

[00:00.05] If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:02.64] I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:05.40] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
[00:08.19] Foes that want to make sure my casket's closed
[00:10.72] Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
[00:13.28] I'm from the hood, stupid what type of facts are those
[00:15.95] If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
[00:18.33] You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
[00:20.81] I'm like "Fuck critics" you can kiss my whole asshole
[00:23.42] If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward
[00:26.19] Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
[00:28.57] They don't play my hits, well, I don't give a shit, so
[00:31.65] Rap mags try and use my black ass
[00:33.84] So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
[00:37.11] I don't know what you take me as
[00:39.05] Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
[00:41.50] I'm from rags to riches, niggas I ain't dumb
[00:44.18] I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[00:49.46] Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:51.78] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:54.34] I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[00:57.28] Year's '94 and my trunk is raw
[00:59.52] In my rear view mirror is the motherfucking law
[01:02.25] I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or, hmm,
[01:04.96] Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
[01:07.51] Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jake
[01:09.76] Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case
[01:12.36] So I, pull over to the side of the road
[01:15.03] I heard "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
[01:17.68] Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
[01:20.14] Or do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
[01:22.79] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
[01:25.32] "Well you was doing fifty-five in the fifty-four", uh huh
[01:28.14] "License and registration and step out of the car
[01:30.38] "Are you carrying a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are"
[01:32.75] I ain't stepping out of shit, all my papers legit
[01:35.43] "Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
[01:38.13] Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk and the back
[01:40.68] And I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that
[01:43.35] "Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?
[01:46.85] "Somebody important or something?"
[01:48.37] Child, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
[01:50.92] Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
[01:53.41] "Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come"
[01:56.11] I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[02:01.54] Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:03.96] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:06.22] I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[02:11.82] Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:14.13] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:16.61] I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[02:19.77] Now once upon a time not too long ago
[02:21.72] A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
[02:24.33] This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy
[02:26.93] But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
[02:29.88] I tried to ignore 'em, talk to the Lord
[02:32.15] Pray for 'em, cause some fools just love to perform
[02:35.19] You know the type, loud as a motorbike
[02:37.54] But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
[02:39.89] The only thing that's goin' happen is I'ma get to clapping and
[02:42.67] He and his boys goin' be yapping to the captain
[02:45.18] And there I go trapped in the Kit Kat again
[02:47.78] Back through the system with the riff raff again
[02:50.50] Fiends on the floor scratching again
[02:52.83] Paparazzi's with they cameras, snapping them
[02:55.47] D.A. tried to give a nigga shaft again
[02:57.96] Half a mil for bail cause I'm African
[03:00.56] All because this fool was harassing them
[03:03.21] Trying to play the boy like he's saccharine
[03:05.84] But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
[03:08.02] I got ninety nine problems being a bitch ain't one, hit me
[03:13.57] Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
[03:16.01] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:18.55] I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[03:23.98] Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
[03:26.43] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:28.79] I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
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[03:36.85] Having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:39.06] I got ninety nine problems and a bitch ain't one
[03:43.11] You're crazy for this one, Rick, it's your boy
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