My Band D12

[00:01.92] I don't know, dude
[00:03.32] I think everybody's all jealous and shit
[00:05.35] 'Cause I'm like the lead singer of a band, dude
[00:08.53] And I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me, dude
[00:11.76] And they need to take it up with me after the show, because...
[00:15.70] These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[00:19.89] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[00:23.55] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[00:27.48] All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[00:31.29] So I get off stage, right, drop the mic
[00:33.45] Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
[00:35.44] "Sup? Ladies, my name's Slim Shady
[00:37.74] I'm the lead singer in D12, baby"
[00:39.84] They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him
[00:41.84] Becky, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem
[00:43.18] I swear to fucking God, dude, you fucking rock
[00:45.34] Please Marshall, please let me suck your cock"
[00:47.11] And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
[00:49.17] Especially when I drop the beat and do my a capellas
[00:51.42] All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes
[00:53.02] Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
[00:55.44] So like every single night they pick a fight with me
[00:57.26] But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
[00:59.47] 'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
[01:01.49] Dude! I just think you're trying to steal the light from me
[01:03.38] Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
[01:05.12] 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
[01:07.22] This rock star shit, it's the life for me
[01:09.38] And all the other guys just despise me, because...
[01:12.08] These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[01:15.81] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[01:19.71] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[01:23.66] All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[01:27.53] My band, my band
[01:29.36] My band, my band
[01:31.22] My band, my band
[01:33.15] My band, my band, my band!
[01:43.55] You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you?
[01:45.38] ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools?
[01:47.67] Smash these vocals and do a performance
[01:50.16] But we in the van and he in a tour bus
[01:51.57] You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
[01:53.26] And no, I'm Swift (oh, I thought you were Kuniva)
[01:55.42] What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?!
[01:57.01] 'Cause my shit is looking smaller than a decimal
[01:58.95] See, I know how to rap, see, it's simple, but
[02:00.84] All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
[02:02.98] So I'm more intact, tryin' to get on the map
[02:05.15] Doing jumping jacks whiling get whipped on my back
[02:07.09] Look at Em's little punk ass thinking he the shit
[02:09.12] Yeah, I know, man, by himself taking all the flicks
[02:11.58] Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
[02:13.43] (No, I had an interview, not you two)
[02:15.19] You gon' be late for soundcheck, man, I ain't going to soundcheck
[02:17.35] And our mics are screwed up and his always sound best!
[02:19.13] You know what, man? I'ma say something
[02:21.67] Ayo Em! (You got somethin' to say?!) Man, nuttin
[02:23.07] I thought you 'bout to tell him off, wassup?
[02:25.16] Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up!
[02:27.46] And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a crew
[02:29.36] Man, I was 'bout to talk right after you, I swear
[02:31.25] Aww, man, whatever I swear, man!
[02:32.66] These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[02:35.42] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[02:39.59] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[02:43.43] All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[02:46.65] They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
[02:49.14] Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks
[02:51.08] I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
[02:53.03] I should cut his mic off when the music starts
[02:55.22] (Eminem: Ayo, it's...) Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
[02:57.14] Every time I hear (Hey, dude, I love your band!)
[02:59.40] We ain't a band, bitch, we don't play instruments
[03:01.08] So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent?
[03:03.27] And these guys acting funny every area code
[03:04.92] (Eminem: Proof, carry my bag!) Bitch, carry your own!
[03:06.63] Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
[03:08.72] (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
[03:11.61] God damn it, I'm sick of this group
[03:12.99] Time for me to go solo and make some loot
[03:15.21] I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
[03:17.23] Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
[03:19.17] "Lose Yourself" video – I was in the back
[03:21.35] "Superman" video – I was in the back
[03:23.62] For the media, I got some suggestions
[03:25.42] Fuck Marshall! Ask us the questions!
[03:27.18] Like who's D12? How we get started?
[03:29.29] (What about Eminem?) Bitch, are you retarded?!
[03:31.10] Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group
[03:33.63] Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy!)
[03:35.56] 50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff
[03:37.36] Did two and a half and then couldn't get up
[03:39.29] Fuck D12! I'm outta this band
[03:40.92] I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
[03:43.68] Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me?
[03:49.58] And it just tears my ass apart
[03:52.86] To know that you don't know my name
[03:58.53] (Man, fuck this!)
[03:59.43] These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[04:03.44] (Ha ha!) But they're all on me
[04:04.87] Like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall!)
[04:07.35] 'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (Yeah)
[04:11.09] All because I'm the *mumbles*
[04:16.18] My band, my band
[04:18.03] My band, my band
[04:20.16] My band, my band
[04:22.01] My band, my band, my band!
[04:24.77] The hottest boy band in the world – D12!
[04:31.18] I'm the lead singer of my band
[04:32.71] I get all the girls to take off their underpants
[04:35.08] I'm the lead singer of my band
[04:36.30] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
[04:38.95] My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa
[04:44.24] My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa
[04:47.15] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
[04:49.47] And take off their underpants
[04:51.07] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
[04:53.54] And take off their underpants, my salsa
[04:56.08] Where'd everybody go?
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