Stepdad Eminem

[00:00.73] Ayo
[00:02.61] (This song's about)
[00:03.57] My, my stepdad
[00:05.79] (Let's see if see ever happened to you)
[00:07.29] I, I hate
[00:10.09] My, my stepdad
[00:12.52] One thing that sticks in my craw
[00:14.23] When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my mom
[00:17.29] Socked her right in her eyeball
[00:19.15] I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic
[00:20.74] With all the pictures that I draw
[00:22.30] Shit that I've already witnessed, this probably twisted my thoughts
[00:25.89] All I can hear is drama with mom and him
[00:28.22] I can always hear arguin' down the hallways
[00:30.68] The walls are thin so the noise is startin' to feel like the norm
[00:33.86] My dog pissed on the carpet, he stomped it so hard
[00:36.43] Doctors had to put it down
[00:37.81] He killed my chihuahua, this motherfucker!
[00:39.93] I, I, hate
[00:42.99] My, my stepdad (stepdad)
[00:46.17] So tonight I'm sayin', bye-bye stepdad (stepdad)
[00:51.75] Outside, I look like I'm calm
[00:53.54] Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb
[00:55.41] 'Cause of this motherfucker
[00:56.96] Who sticks his dick in my mom (my mom)
[00:59.10] Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on
[01:02.08] But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him
[01:05.26] Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted 69 times
[01:08.48] He swatted me with it, I'm cryin'
[01:10.24] He just started hittin' me harder
[01:11.88] God, I just wish I could just jaw him
[01:13.52] If I could just get my weight up
[01:15.05] But I'm just a second grader
[01:16.76] This prick is bigger than I am
[01:18.61] But I've been readin' at school about this shit called liquid cyanide
[01:21.55] I'm fantasizin' at night when he's sleepin' at just the right time
[01:25.05] Sneak up with a lethal injection
[01:26.33] And put him down like they did to my dog
[01:28.28] I'm talkin' euthanasia, like kids in Taiwan
[01:31.54] This fuckin' shit's like Saigon
[01:33.49] Neighbors called police on him
[01:35.02] So many battery charges, dude's like lithium-ion
[01:38.04] Then mom and him let bygones (bygones)
[01:40.48] Just be bygones
[01:41.45] So on eggshells, I walk and just try and not to piss this guy off
[01:44.83] But this why I
[01:46.03] I, I, hate
[01:48.88] My, my stepdad (stepdad)
[01:51.95] So tonight I'm sayin', bye-bye stepdad (stepdad)
[01:58.75] So this year, I'm goin' to the fifth and I'm tall
[02:01.27] I'm five foot six on my block, I'm the toughest kid but I got
[02:04.32] Way bigger fish to fry
[02:05.61] Which is why I'm tryin' to get this bitch to fly off
[02:07.71] The handle and wait for the fist to fly off to put this guy in a pine box
[02:11.04] He's always lookin' for cash but tonight I've cooked up a plan
[02:14.36] So this Christmas, I got some color books and some crayons
[02:17.82] I'm layin' on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin'
[02:21.32] He walks by kicks my arm and goes, whoops, and just laughs
[02:24.24] I yelled for mom (mom) and now she's rushin' to my defense
[02:27.51] I stood up and said, fuck you punk, and I took off and ran
[02:30.98] To my bedroom, as I fled
[02:32.62] Knowin' shit would hit the fan
[02:34.13] Slammed the door and hid behind it with the aluminum bat
[02:37.43] He kicked it in
[02:38.68] I swung it as hard as I could at his head
[02:40.85] His noodle went splat, he fell at the foot of my bed
[02:43.99] I'm a little bit scared but my anger's overtooken the fear
[02:47.24] I threw down the bat and just started whoopin' his ass
[02:50.79] Beat him with my bare hands
[02:52.47] The big bad wolf ain't so bad
[02:54.08] Ding-dong, the pussy is dead, the bully finally gets his
[02:57.48] Stomped him until he pissed enough to fill a two liter with
[03:00.30] Then buried him next to my dog
[03:02.13] And if I go to juvie for this, I'ma tell 'em
[03:04.67] I, I, hate
[03:07.96] My, my stepdad (stepdad)
[03:11.16] So tonight I'm sayin', bye-bye stepdad (stepdad)
[03:17.41] 'Cause I, I, hate
[03:21.24] My, my stepdad (stepdad)
[03:24.22] So tonight I'm sayin', bye-bye stepdad (stepdad)
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