The Beatles Medley (Live At Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, NY 3/25/88) Frank Zappa

[00:17.26] Jim once had a girl
[00:20.43] Or should we say, she once had he
[00:25.37] She showed him her room
[00:28.63] Isn't it swell? Texas Motel
[00:34.11]
[00:50.37] She asked him to stay and she told him to sit anywhere
[00:58.41] So Jim looked around and he noticed there wasn't a prayer
[01:07.17] Jim sat on a rug biding his time
[01:12.33] Pounding his pud
[01:15.66] He prayed until two
[01:18.56] And then she said, "How 'bout some head?"
[01:22.95]
[01:39.71] She said she was booked in the morning with Falwell and Pat
[01:47.10] Jim told her he wasn't, and dribbled some spoo in her lap
[01:56.33] And when he awoke, he was alone
[02:01.53] She honed his cone
[02:04.58] So he let her fly
[02:07.83] Isn't it swell? Texas Motel (everybody)
[02:12.74] La, la-la-la-la
[02:15.95] La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
[02:21.13] La, la-la-la-la
[02:24.19] La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
[02:31.06]
[02:37.20] Picture yourself with a whore from New Orleans
[02:42.70] With big purple welts all over her bod
[02:50.36] Somebody calls, you answer quite slowly
[02:55.76] It's the board from Assembly O' God
[03:04.94] Ignorant crackers like you've never seen
[03:10.35] Groveling under your bed
[03:15.55] Search for the girl with the spoo in her lap
[03:20.22] And she's gone
[03:23.97] Louisiana hooker with herpes
[03:29.69] Louisiana hooker with herpes
[03:35.10] Louisiana hooker with herpes
[03:40.65] Owwww!
[03:43.30] We saw her go down to a room near the airport
[03:49.17] Where swagger gets off watching pornography
[03:56.77] Everyone smiles as we tread through his horseshit
[04:02.18] That grows so incredibly high
[04:10.97] Newspaper writers appear at his door
[04:16.44] Waiting to take Jim away
[04:21.50] He climbs in the back with his head up his ass
[04:26.54] And he's gone
[04:30.31] Louisiana hooker with herpes (everybody!)
[04:35.83] Louisiana hooker with herpes
[04:41.34] Louisiana hooker with herpes
[04:46.85] Owwww!
[04:49.65] Picture yourself on your own TV station
[04:55.02] With brain-dead supporters with tears in their eyes
[05:02.56] Suddenly someone is there at commercial
[05:07.98] The girl with the pee-hole surprise
[05:16.96] Louisiana hooker with herpes (that's Texas singin')
[05:22.39] Louisiana hooker with herpes (I can't hear you)
[05:28.08] Louisiana hooker with herpes
[05:33.45] Owwww! Ow! (one more time)
[05:38.78] Louisiana hooker with herpes
[05:44.44] Louisiana hooker with herpes
[05:49.72] Louisiana hooker with herpes
[05:55.12] Owwww! Ow!
[06:02.69] "Suddenly the evil swagger looks at the hooker and says"
[06:06.46]
[06:11.68] Let me take you down
[06:14.34] 'Cause we're going to the Texas Motel
[06:23.47] Don't mind the smell
[06:27.26] It's nothing to get hung about
[06:31.44] Please leave your cash on the table
[06:36.40] Weeping looks better with eyes closed
[06:42.47] While I'm confessing all my sins (I've sinned, I tell ya!)
[06:47.92] It's getting hard to plook someone, but it all works out
[06:53.48] It's all pornography to Jim
[06:59.23] Let me take you down
[07:01.99] 'Cause we're going to the Texas Motel
[07:10.51] We might go to hell
[07:14.74] But we'll have lots of company
[07:18.92] Falwell and Pat and that weasel
[07:23.95]
[07:26.71] No one knows who's in my dream
[07:32.86] I mean it must be high or low
[07:38.36] That is, I can't, you know, tune in, but it's alright
[07:43.76] That is, I think it's not too bad
[07:49.52] Let me take you down
[07:52.48] 'Cause we're going to the Texas Motel
[08:01.43] Don't mind the smell
[08:05.10] It's just some jizz from Jimmy-boy
[08:09.44] How 'bout some hay for the donkey? (hee-haw)
[08:17.12] No one knows, sometimes think it's me (Ed Meese, ladies & gentlemen)
[08:23.28] But you know, I know when I don't know
[08:28.90] I think I know, I mean, I guess, but it's all wrong (and we believe him)
[08:34.50] That is, I think I disagree
[08:40.51] Let me take you down
[08:43.43] 'Cause we're going to the Texas Motel
[08:52.53] Don't mind the smell
[08:56.21] It's just some old pornography
[09:00.69] Just keep on strokin' that sausage
[09:05.36] Just keep on strokin' that sausage, Jimmy-boy!
[09:09.46] Just keep on strokin' that sausage
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