Big Weenie Eminem

[00:02.49] I don't understand
[00:04.63] Why are you being so mean?
[00:07.50] You're a mean, mean man
[00:11.46] You're just jealous of me
[00:12.69] 'Cause you, you just can't do what I do
[00:13.87] So instead of just admitting it
[00:15.99] You walk around and say
[00:18.14] All kinds of really mean things
[00:19.40] About me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie
[00:21.61] But it's only 'cause you're
[00:23.09] Just really jealous of me
[00:23.91] 'Cause I'm what you want to be
[00:25.12] So you just look like an idiot
[00:26.50] When you say these mean things
[00:28.33] 'Cause it's too easy to see
[00:29.25] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[00:31.50] Alright, listen, I need you to focus
[00:35.23] I need you to go dig deep in your mind; this is important
[00:38.22] We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
[00:40.85] I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
[00:43.72] Now, I need you to open your mind; your eyes, close them
[00:46.96] You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
[00:49.70] For the next four and a half minutes
[00:51.99] We are going to explore into your mind
[00:53.55] To find out why you're so fucking jealous
[00:55.38] Now, why did they make Yoo-hoo?
[00:56.89] Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
[00:58.05] Psych, I'm kidding
[00:59.34] I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'
[01:00.84] Okay, now I need your undivided attention
[01:03.34] Sir, I have a question
[01:04.74] Why do I always sense this undeniable tension?
[01:06.49] From the moment that I enter into the room
[01:10.34] It gets all quiet and whispers
[01:11.72] Whenever there's conversation, why am I always mentioned?
[01:14.67] I've been dying to ask; it's been itchin' at me
[01:16.52] Is it just because
[01:18.03] You're just jealous of me
[01:19.04] 'Cause you, you just can't do what I do
[01:20.66] So instead of just admitting it
[01:22.07] You walk around and say
[01:23.39] All kinds of really mean things
[01:24.98] About me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie
[01:27.82] But it's only 'cause you're
[01:29.52] Just really jealous of me
[01:31.28] 'Cause I'm what you want to be
[01:32.48] So you just look like an idiot
[01:33.70] When you say these mean things
[01:35.00] 'Cause it's too easy to see
[01:36.06] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[01:39.23] Alright, now I, I just flubbed a line
[01:42.16] I was going to say something extremely important
[01:44.82] But I forgot who or what it was; I fucked up
[01:47.75] Psych, I'm kidding again, you idiot; no, I didn't
[01:50.75] That's just what you wanted to hear from me
[01:52.58] Is that I fucked up, ain't it?
[01:54.07] But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper
[01:56.36] It doesn't take a bunch of takes
[01:58.07] Or me to stand here in this booth all day
[01:59.86] For me to say the truth, okay?
[02:01.22] You're droolin', you have tooth decay
[02:02.71] Your mouth is open, you're disgusting
[02:04.15] What the fuck d'you eat for lunch
[02:05.44] A bunch of sweets or something, what?
[02:06.78] You munch a bunch of Crunch 'n Munch?
[02:08.35] Your tooth is rotten to the gum
[02:09.50] Your breath stinks; wanna chew some gum?
[02:10.82] "Yes I do, sir; what am I on?"
[02:12.18] You, sir, are on truth serum
[02:13.63] "Marshall, I'm so jealous of you"
[02:15.38] "Please say you won't tell nobody"
[02:16.96] "I'd be so embarrassed; I'm just absolutely terrified"
[02:19.03] "That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying"
[02:20.67] "All these terrible, evil, and awful mean things"
[02:23.17] "It's my own insecurity"
[02:24.46] You're just jealous of me
[02:26.36] 'Cause you, you just can't do what I do
[02:27.66] So instead of just admitting it
[02:29.16] You walk around and say
[02:30.56] All kinds of really mean things
[02:31.92] About me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie
[02:34.89] But it's only 'cause you're
[02:36.14] Just really jealous of me
[02:37.65] 'Cause I'm what you want to be
[02:38.84] So you just look like an idiot
[02:40.19] When you say these mean things
[02:41.63] 'Cause it's too easy to see
[02:42.92] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[02:45.14] Alright, now, we, we're going to conduct
[02:49.20] That experiment that we were talking about earlier
[02:51.98] Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
[02:55.17] 'Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like; want to check to see?
[02:58.12] Here's a mirror; notice the resemblance here?
[03:00.53] Wait, let me put these sunglasses on
[03:02.12] Now look in this mirror; how about now?
[03:04.01] What do you have in common?
[03:05.69] You're both green with envy and
[03:07.41] look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em
[03:08.93] You look like I sound like, singing about weenies
[03:10.67] Now take my weenie out of your mouth
[03:13.75] This is between me and you; I know you're not happy
[03:16.12] I know you'd much rather see me lying
[03:18.42] in the corner of a room somewhere crying
[03:20.98] Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind, dying
[03:23.79] There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
[03:27.20] Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
[03:30.13] Why're you even doing this to yourself? It's pointless
[03:32.86] Why do we have to keep on going through this? This is torturous
[03:36.26] My point is this:
[03:37.59] That if you say mean things, your weenie will shrink
[03:40.42] Now I forgot what the is, you're just a.
[03:42.68] You're just jealous of me
[03:44.08] 'Cause you, you just can't do what I do
[03:45.46] So instead of just admitting it
[03:46.83] You walk around and say
[03:48.43] All kinds of really mean things
[03:49.94] About me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie
[03:52.77] But it's only 'cause you're
[03:54.25] Just really jealous of me
[03:55.79] 'Cause I'm what you want to be
[03:56.88] So you just look like an idiot
[03:58.23] When you say these mean things
[03:59.56] 'Cause it's too easy to see
[04:00.90] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[04:05.27] Get the fuck off my dick
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