My 1st Single Eminem

[00:02.67] Ohh!
[00:05.18] Yeah!
[00:08.43] So much for first single on this one
[00:11.53] Shady's the label
[00:12.68] Aftermath is the stable
[00:13.96] That the horses come outta-erra
[00:15.22] Of course we're about to stir up
[00:16.67] Some shit thick as Ms. Butterworth's syrup
[00:18.72] It's the Mr. Picked-on-Christopher-Reeves
[00:20.56] Just for no reason other than-uh just to tease him
[00:22.70] Cause he was his biggest fan
[00:24.07] He used to be Superman
[00:25.53] Now we're pourin liquor on the curb in his name for him
[00:28.46] "Eminem you wait 'til we meet up again
[00:30.76] Fucker
[00:31.31] I'm kickin' your ass for everything you've ever said!"
[00:33.79] It goes one for the money two for the fuckin' show
[00:36.23] Ready get set, let's go
[00:37.62] Here comes the buckin' bronco stompin' and stampedin' up the damn street
[00:40.68] Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm 'bout to blow
[00:43.32] So look out below, Geronimo, motherfuckers is dominos
[00:46.33] I'm on a roll, around and around I go
[00:48.64] When will I stop I don't know
[00:50.83] Tryna pick up where The Eminem Show left off
[00:52.59] But I know
[00:53.59] anything's possible
[00:54.39] Though I'm not gonna top what I sold
[00:56.06] I'm at the top of my game
[00:57.66] That shit is not gonna change
[00:58.93] Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team
[01:00.94] I'll get away with murder
[01:02.54] I'm like O.J., he's like my Cochran today
[01:04.32] We keep the Mark Furman tapes
[01:05.97] In a safe, locked them away
[01:07.58] Better watch what you say
[01:09.30] Just when you thought you were safe
[01:10.44] Them fuckers got you on tape
[01:11.71] You swear to God you was playin'
[01:13.27] Whether or not you was little Joshua
[01:14.46] Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same
[01:17.07] Cuz one day it could cost you your name
[01:19.37] And this was supposed to be my first single
[01:22.23] But I just fucked that up so
[01:24.80] Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
[01:28.03] Slap a bitch and smack a ho
[01:30.60] This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
[01:33.32] That you hear on your radio
[01:36.33] But shit's about to hit the shingle
[01:39.24] Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
[01:41.74] erra Oh Ah
[01:42.71] erra Oh Ah
[01:44.46] erra Oh Ah
[01:45.88] erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
[01:47.56] Oh Ah
[01:48.69] erra Oh Ah
[01:50.07] erra Oh Ah
[01:51.45] erra Poo Poo Ca Ca
[01:53.38] Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills
[01:55.94] And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick bare naked
[01:58.42] chicka-chicka-chicka
[01:59.52] Janine just turned 15 and used a fake ID
[02:01.58] to sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
[02:03.57] Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive
[02:06.44] Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free
[02:09.46] Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled to cherish
[02:12.15] Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
[02:14.84] Hickory dickory Dirk Diggler
[02:16.70] Look at me work wizardry with these words
[02:19.16] Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken
[02:21.11] Or chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka jer-jer-jerkin' the chain
[02:23.57] 22 jerks in a jerk circle
[02:25.43] Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
[02:27.38] What am I sayin', allow me to run it back and rewind it
[02:30.11] rrrbb
[02:31.44] Wait
[02:31.93] Lemme ask you again
[02:32.81] Am I just jerkin' your chain
[02:34.06] Am I berzerk or insane
[02:35.47] Or am I just one of them damn amateurs
[02:37.15] Workin' the damn camera filmin' one of them
[02:39.61] Paris Hilton homemade pornos
[02:41.47] Who keeps tiltin' the lens at an angle
[02:43.52] chicka-chicka
[02:44.49] Just recently somebody just discovered
[02:46.43] Britney and Justin videotapes of them fuckin'
[02:48.82] When they were just Mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club
[02:51.37] And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them
[02:53.89] Cause they coulda sworn someone said "nuh-"
[02:55.50] And then tried to erase and record over it
[02:57.81] But, if you listen close enough to it you can hear the
[03:00.92] uhh-uhh and then they come-to find out it was-Justin
[03:04.62] sayin' "I'm gon-na come" 'n' this was, su-pposed to be my first single
[03:09.40] But I just fucked that up so
[03:12.29] Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
[03:15.26] Slap a bitch and smack a ho
[03:17.86] This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
[03:20.74] That you hear on your radio
[03:23.71] But shit's about to hit the shingle
[03:26.47] Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
[03:29.11] erra Oh Ah
[03:30.32] erra Oh Ah
[03:31.54] erra Oh Ah
[03:33.04] erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
[03:34.81] Oh Ah
[03:35.85] erra Oh Ah
[03:37.48] erra Oh Ah
[03:38.73] erra Poo Poo Ca Ca
[03:40.46] Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest
[03:42.95] And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it
[03:45.39] All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number
[03:48.32] It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick
[03:51.36] And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me
[03:54.27] Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key
[03:57.05] And I'll be sure to get back
[03:58.56] As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre
[04:00.90] Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)
[04:02.47] So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken
[04:05.23] Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock bawka-bi-kaw
[04:08.20] Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick
[04:10.77] And stick a dick in your mouth
[04:12.25] I'm done you can fuck off
[04:13.62] fucka-fuck offf!
[04:14.40] And this was supposed to be my first single
[04:17.35] But I just fucked that up so
[04:19.82] Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
[04:22.87] Slap a bitch and smack a ho
[04:25.81] This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
[04:28.56] That you hear on your radio
[04:31.28] But shit's about to hit the shingle
[04:34.29] Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
[04:36.77] erra Oh Ah
[04:37.91] erra Oh Ah
[04:39.43] erra Oh Ah
[04:40.81] erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
[04:42.71] Oh Ah
[04:43.78] erra Oh Ah
[04:44.90] erra Oh Ah
[04:46.45] erra Poo Poo Ca Ca
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