Evil Deeds Eminem

[00:08.44] Lord, please forgive me for what I do
[00:10.74] For I know not what I've done
[00:12.81] Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do
[00:15.45] I just never had the chance to ever meet you
[00:18.78] Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
[00:22.13] My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
[00:25.36] Momma had a baby and it's head popped off
[00:28.15] (Head popped off, head popped off,
[00:30.09] head popped off, head popped off, head popped off)
[00:32.02] My momma don't want me the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off
[00:34.26] (Gettin' dropped off,
[00:35.37] gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off)
[00:37.55] Ring ring ring on the door bell and the
[00:39.06] next door neighbors on their front porch
[00:39.60] (Their front porch,
[00:41.67] their front porch, their front porch, their front porch)
[00:43.33] But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone else's lawn
[00:46.30] (Else's lawn, else's lawn,
[00:47.87] else's lawn) 'til somebody finally took me in
[00:50.45] My Great Aunt and Uncle, Edna 'n Charles (Edna 'n Charles
[00:52.52] Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles)
[00:55.10] They were the ones who were left in charge
[00:57.15] My elementary they ganged up on me and sang this song
[00:59.51] (sang this song, sang this song, sang this song, sang this song)
[01:02.77] It went a little something like
[01:03.91] Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
[01:05.76] Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn
[01:09.39] Momma why do they keep saying this I just don't understand, understand
[01:12.59] And by the way, where's my dad?
[01:15.97] Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do
[01:18.90] I just never had the chance to ever meet you
[01:22.43] Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
[01:25.51] My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
[01:28.91] Predominantly, predominantly, everything's always predominantly
[01:31.88] Predominantly white, predominantly black, but what about me
[01:35.30] Where does that leave me? Well I guess that I'm between predominantly
[01:38.15] Both of 'em, I think if I hear that fuckin' word again I'mma scream
[01:41.65] While I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to you?
[01:44.95] Do you think that I'm kidding? What do I look like some kind of idi-
[01:47.75] Wait a minute, shit, don't answer that - why am I so misunderstood?
[01:50.88] Why do I go through so much bullshit,
[01:53.02] it's such bullshit, it's tush mull bisch
[01:54.62] Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again whinin about his millions
[01:58.03] And his mansion and his sorrow he's always drownin' in
[02:00.58] From the dad he never had, and how his childhood was so bad
[02:03.33] And how his mom was a dope addict, and his ex-wife how they go at it
[02:06.40] Man I'd hate to have it, as bad as that Mr. Mathers, claims he had it
[02:09.93] I can't imagine it, that little rich poor white bastard
[02:12.83] Needs to take some of that cash out the bank and take a bath in it
[02:15.58] Man if I only had half of it
[02:17.07] Shit, if you only knew the half of it
[02:19.25] Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do
[02:22.79] I just never had the chance to ever meet you
[02:26.03] Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
[02:28.98] My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
[02:32.16] Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds
[02:34.55] Please release me from these demons
[02:36.53] I never had any of this shit planned, mom, please believe
[02:38.85] I don't wanna be Satan's spawn, never got the chance to say I'm sorry
[02:41.84] Now look at all the pain I caused
[02:43.50] Dear Santa Claus, why you not comin' this year again?
[02:45.76] What did I do that was so bad to deserve this?
[02:47.67] Everything could have been so perfect
[02:49.11] But life ain't a fairytale, I'm about to be hoisted up in the air
[02:52.18] Forty feet below me, there's people everywhere
[02:54.65] I don't even know why they feel like
[02:56.31] they know me cause I'm in this ferris wheel
[02:58.03] And all I wanna do is go to the mall and take Hailie on the carousel
[03:01.01] Without this crowd everywhere I go, but life is like a merry-go-round
[03:04.27] Here we go now, doe-se-doe now, curtains up, the show must go
[03:07.39] Now ring around the rosie, the show's over, you can all go home now
[03:10.59] But the curtain just don't close for
[03:12.29] me, this ain't how fame is supposed to be
[03:13.82] Where's the switch I could just turn
[03:15.43] off and on, this ain't what I chose to be
[03:16.98] So please God, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry on
[03:20.15] 'til I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, my soul is gone
[03:23.14] Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do
[03:26.20] I just never had the chance to ever meet you
[03:29.69] Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
[03:32.72] My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
[03:35.68] Oh!
[03:36.65] Last one baby, let's go
[04:13.42] Detroit!
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